all good breakfast food starts with b
- bran muffin
when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not ready
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!
Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep